Chances are if you're thinking brown, some other jive-turkey motherfucker is too. Speed to market is crucial so sometimes you just gotta trust a motherfucker.
Mega Brown is the motherfucking king of getting ideas protected and to the market fast. Don't be a bitch, stop talking about your shit and hit up motherfucking Mega Brown.
See these motherfucking brownies? They're fucking brown, bitch.
Why you think they're called brownies? Because they're fucking brown as fuck, motherfucker! This shit didn't happen by accident. If you don't like brownies, get the fuck outta here. For all y'all playas that get down with that brown, stick around.
That bitch is happier than a pig in shit. Don't trip because your girlfriend can't get down with the brown like that. This is some seriously legit, doubling down on some dirty, motherfucking brown ass business shit, bitch.
When you're ready to stop fucking around, we'll be around.
That's right, that's some motherfucking horse shit.
If you thought for one second you were getting out of here without seeing some serious shit, then you're straight up dumber than shit. No bullshit here bitches, just real as it gets Mega Brown ass shit.
Mega Brown be bringin' you the baddest brown shit around. You won't see no motherfucking Charlie Browns around here. Uptown to downtown, we're the shit.